Another filler meme.
February 24th, 2010
Since my blog has been up and down like a whore’s drawers for the past couple of days, I haven’t really been able to do anything, so I’ve decided to do a quick meme that one of my favourite people, Ribbon in WA (that may be a blessing or a curse), has just posted. I’m not sure if I really got with the program, but what the hey.
For your amusement…
If I were…
If I were a month I’d be four weeks
If I were a day I’d be between dawn and dusk
If I were a time of day I’d be on a clock
If I were a planet I’d be Hollywood
If I were a sea animal I’d be a cheetah
If I were a direction I’d be turn off all mobile phones
If I were a piece of furniture I’d be broken
If I were a liquid I’d be hard pressed to stand up
If I were a gem stone I’d be worth a lot
If I were a tree I’d be a family
If I were a tool I’d be Bill O’Reilly
If I were a flower I’d be self raising
If I were an element of weather I’d be high pressure
If I were a musical instrument I’d be highly strung
If I were a colour I’d be discriminated against
If I were an emotion I’d be uncontrolled
If I were a fruit I’d be married to my boyfriend
If I were a sound I’d be a fart
If I were an element I’d be in a heater
If I were a car I’d be recalled
If I were a food I’d be tasty
If I were a place I’d be hard to find
If I were a material I’d be leather
If I were a taste I’d be enough
If I were a scent I’d be a goin’
If I were a body part I’d be a vagina
If I were a facial expression I’d be an enigma
If I were a song I’d be sung in the morning
If I were a pair of shoes I’d be worn
Categories: Meme Stuff
That amused me. Probably more than it should have.
Wonderfully creative!!!!
Those must be powerful meds! I’m quite sure in the past you would have identified yourself with a different body part!!! (or did you mean to preface that with an “in a”?!?)
Really—you took the dreaded “me-me” and made it creative and interesting, which I did not think could be done anymore!!! Great Job!!!
Body part? hmmmmm…
You’d change your mind very quickly.
Brilliant!
love to you
I bet this meme has never been answered in the same style before. I love some of your answers, but I agree with Pamela on the body part answer.
I liked the “if I were a taste I’d be enough” one the best. What a great thought.
Interesting!
No surprises there!!!!
I’m all for turning off all mobile phones!
And the old WT comes shining on through!!
hahah Pamela, wonder why the body parts also caught my eye!!!
You do make me smile. Thanks for being so … you.
The meme reminds me of those old Barbara Wallters interviews. If you were a tree, what kind would you be? (I do not think that she asked about body parts.)
You certainly nailed the Bill O’Reilly part. What a tool.
A vagina? If you really think about it – not such a good thing to be. The monthly splurge – kind of stinky. Not such a great place.
I am with Pamela, I would rethink that one. Very creative answers.
LOL, I recently was thinking about the meme’s we used to do!
Good to see you come shining through again.
Hee hee heeeeeeeeeee!
Ohhhhh Willow Tree. You are tooooo funny.